Kannuneer

Malayalam Exam

"Anganathaimavil ninnaadyathe

pazham veezhke amma

than nethrathil ninnuthirnnu

oru thulli chudukanneer"

Karanam ezhuthuka

Vasumon: Manga veenath thallayude thalayilayirikkum...!

Party

Vote pidikkan partikkar Vasumonte Veettilethi

Saghav: Monee...achan communistilaano congressilano?

Vasumon: Randilumalla...Achan Kakkoosilaa...!

Game

Vasumon: Daily ravile kalichal thadi kurayumennu doctor paranjittu oru changumillallo..?

Doctor: Mon enthu kaliyaa kalikkaaru?

Vasumon: Mobile Sanake Game

Kalyanam

Vasumon: Uppaa, ethrayum pettannu ente kalyaam nadathanam

Uppa: Enthu?!

Vasumon: athe..teacher paranjittundu eni Achanaayittu klasil keriyaal mathi ennu...!

Wait..!

Vasumon: Enikkuninne Ishtamaanu

Nasumol: Wait

Vasumon: 54 Kg

2 Masam

Vasumon: Njan ninne kalyanam kazhikkatte..?

Nasumol: Nut njan ninnekkal 1 month moothathaanu...!

Vasumon: no problem. njan ninne 2 masam kazhinju kettam..!

Vasumon and Nasumol

Ee postum Postile kadhapathrangalum Saangalppikamaanu, Jeevichirukkunnavarumayi valla saadrishyavum thonnunnundenkil athu theerthum YADRISHCHIKAM maathramanu...!

Vasumon: Ninakku njan Car vangi tharum, Flat vangi tharum, Gold Vangi tharum...

Nasumol: Ennal innu vaikunneram beachil varumo..?

Vasumon: Umma bussinu paisa thannal Sure ayyittum varaam...!